Um, Officer, sure I can explain the bunny ears. You see, it's like this . . .
Tired of the outrageous prices charged for cable and satellite services, Frank decided to switch to rabbit ears.
What bunny? I didn't eat no bunny. But if you see any pink tights around here, their mine!! What's that? They'll go good with the ears! I told you already. I ain't seen no bunny!
Whoooops! I don't remember hiding an egg there.
Or perhaps... "Do you see why I wear the bandana, now? I just can't get these things to stay down."
Uh-oh. They found me.
Top Secret Author Research Uncloaked - Frank Creed in persona for the next horror tale!
What do you mean, Halloween's 4 months away? This is what I always look like.
How about the classic:"Go ahead, Cyn. I'm all ears."
Has anyone seen my People Slippers?--posted for V.B. Tenery
I'm sorry that you had to learn this way, Frank. But it is true. You were adopted.
Did someone say CARROT CAKE?
Well, I thought that Daniel's "Whoooops!" was a clear winner . . . until Tim posted his "Carrot Cake" entry.
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